Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Nikki
Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you’ll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.=]
2. Your Age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
3. One Of Your Friends: Courtney
A woman who is known for being curious. She is good at organizing things. She is a loyal and trustworthy friend. She is very bubbly and bright. She is well liked by everyone who gets to know her. She is a jealous person, but people are also extremely jealous of her. She is beautiful inside and out.
4. What should you be doing: in bed
Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
i’ll remember that…
5. Favourite Colour: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Birthplace: Hartford
Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn’t for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn’t be on the map.
7. Month Of Your Birth: June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.